{"product_id":"💪-get-it-bite-it-mens-indoor-slippers","title":"💪 Get It! BITE IT!! 🫦 | OFFICIAL GO Forth! Slippers | Mens or Woman with big feet","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🫦 GET IT! BITE IT!! Slippers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho needs boring slippers when you can march around the house shouting \u003cstrong\u003eGET IT! BITE IT!!\u003c\/strong\u003e? 🤣\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for those who refuse to let a cosy night in get in the way of motivational speeches, these OFFICIAL GO Forth! slippers are guaranteed to keep your feet warm while your neighbours question your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're making a brew, wandering to the fridge for \"just one biscuit\", or supervising someone else's DIY efforts from the comfort of the sofa, these slippers are here to remind everyone that sometimes you've just got to...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGET IT! BITE IT!!\u003c\/strong\u003e 💪🫦\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love them:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Official GO Forth! Merchandise\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Plush fleece lining for maximum cosiness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Comfortable slip-on design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Anti-slip rubber sole\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Removable insole for easy cleaning\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Printed to order \u003cem\u003e(It's worth the wait! ⌛)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Designed in Scotland by a pished Fifer using ChatGPT 🤖🍺\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003eSide effects may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Strutting about the house like you own the place 😎\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Unsolicited DIY advice from the sofa 🔧\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ A sudden urge to make another cup of tea ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Looking down at your feet and laughing every single time 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't say we didn't warn you... 🙈\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFINALLY...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom \u003cstrong\u003eNosey Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003eOfficial GO Forth! Legend\u003c\/strong\u003e, thank you so much for supporting our family business. 🙏\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery order helps us keep creating the videos that brought James, Captain Hewooo, the foam hand, and all the madness to life! 🤪\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe genuinely appreciate every single order and can't wait to see your photos and videos wearing (and wandering around in!) your GO Forth! merch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe'll see you soon! 🫵\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJames, Stef \u0026amp; Captain Hewooo x\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUK SIZE \u0026amp; PRICE GUIDE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLEASE NOTE:\u003c\/strong\u003e These slippers are manufactured overseas, so sizes are shown in US sizing. Use the guide below to find your closest UK size. Prices shown in GBP are approximate and may vary slightly depending on the current exchange rate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003eUS Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eApprox. UK Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eApprox. 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